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Old Dec 8, 2009 | 11:11 am
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IslandBased
 
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Originally Posted by goalie
that's gotta be a trick question, right? or maybe it's nutritional defense? you know, an unhealthy ter'wrist is not as productive as a healthy ter'wrist. oh, never mind, i'll take stupidity please, alex and head of to the penalty box.
Sounds like a good defense for Richard Reid. "Due to a vitamin C deficiency caused by the voluntary surrender of my orange, I was too incapacitated to light the fuse."
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