Originally Posted by
goalie
that's gotta be a trick question, right?

or maybe it's
nutritional defense? you know, an unhealthy ter'wrist is not as productive as a healthy ter'wrist. oh, never mind, i'll take stupidity please, alex and head of to the penalty box.

Sounds like a good defense for Richard Reid. "Due to a vitamin C deficiency caused by the voluntary surrender of my orange, I was too incapacitated to light the fuse."