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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 9:50 am
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Plan B obviously

Originally Posted by MisterNice
I got off a AMS-DTW flight last week, rechecked my luggage and went through the magnetometer without a hitch. Then a TSA guy comes up and sez he wants to swab my hands like they occasionally do the luggage.
Today's Quiz Question: An Al Kidda tewwowist wants to blow up a US plane. To smuggle his bomb onto the plane, he carries it thru AMS security, risking detection, then flies a large US plane to DTW, without setting off his bomb, knowing he will go thru TSA entry security, risking detection, on his way to blow up a small US domestic plane. Why trash a NW A330 when you can go for a DL CRJ?

A. This the stupidist tewwowist on the planet, one so dumb even TSA might catch him.

OR

B. Any TSA types who believe this tewwowist exists have obviously been smoking something they confiscated from a pax on yesterday's AMS plane.
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