So, this morning, I'm standing @ A36 in DFW waiting to board my flight @ 11 &, having nothing better to do for about 20 minutes, watched the goings on @ the TSA checkpoint right there.

1 Smurf who, admittedly, was not the picture of health & fitness himself, has to do 3 'male assists' right in a row & after finishing the 3rd, turned around, bent over w/hands on knees trying to catch his breath.

Oh. My. God.

I know there's no physicial requirement for Smurfs & Smurf-wannabees, but still...Really?? (Didn't change his gloves, either, but I blame the pax for not insisting on it more than him-he probably would have keeled over completely if he'd had to change gloves on top of everything else)

On the plus side, none of the Smurfs @ that checkpoint seemed to have any issue w/shoes in bins ^