Originally Posted by
Flaflyer
LOL. But you missed the golden opportunity of a lifetime, to ask the toadie (with a straight face if possible) "And in the event the airplane crashes, how will you notify us that HRH is dead? All the other passengers and crew really wish to follow proper protocol and refrain from dying until HRH has done so first."

HRH was traveling with his personal physician, so toadie would probably have replied with an equally straight face that the physician would inform us. And then the next time he flew with anyone, that requirement would be added to the brief.
One must never underestimate the obtuseness of toadies.