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B747-437B
One of the toadies assigned to liaise with the airline actually asked whether in the case of an emergency we would require HRH to share a life raft with other passengers. Also, in the case of depressurisation, he wanted to ensure that proper protocol was followed and that other pax refrained from donning their masks until HRH had done so.
LOL. But you missed the golden opportunity of a lifetime, to ask the toadie (with a straight face if possible) "And in the event the airplane crashes, how will you notify us that HRH is dead? All the other passengers and crew really wish to follow proper protocol and refrain from dying until HRH has done so first."