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More than three-quarters of workers under the Transportation Security Administration's pay-for-performance plan soon will receive a performance-related raise, according to an internal report. But federal employee unions are claiming TSA's method of determining the pay hikes was arbitrary and confusing.
Aww, arbitrary and confusing rules. Poor little things. That must be really, really frustrating.
Seventy-six percent of employees under the agency's Performance Accountability and Standards System will receive pay boosts or bonuses, based on the quality of their work in 2009, the report said.
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According to the report, about 17 percent of employees fell into the top performance category in 2009, earning a 4 percent boost to their base salary and a $2,500 bonus. About 32 percent were in the next tier and will receive a 2 percent raise and a $1,500 bonus. Twenty-seven percent will receive a 1 percent raise and $1,000 bonus, and nearly 24 percent will receive only a $500 bonus. A small portion (0.02 percent) of employees will not receive any raise or bonus other than the cost-of-living increase, which everyone will get.
When I studied math back in the dark ages, 17 + 32 + 27 + "nearly 24" = "nearly 100%". All but 0.02 percent also equaled "nearly 100%". So how can they claim that "76% ... will receive raises or bonuses". More to the point, why do I even expect the TSA to be capable of 2nd grade math?
Gale Rossides makes a guest appearance defending the system. Surprise, surprise.