Y'all just keep telling yourselves that...we'll leave ya alone.
We just take the thousands of dollars we save in living expenses every month and visit the east/west coast whenever we can.
Seriously, to answer the OP: When I look at farecompare, it is rare to see a domestic flight from DFW for less than 5-6 cpm, whereas from either coast, transcons under 4 cpm are frequent.
International flights are your best bet. Occasionally WN will have a sale and others will match, so you can find cheap positioning flights for domestic MR.