Originally Posted by
jkhuggins
Getting off track here, but ... I have some extremely small screwdrivers (think: small enough to repair the screws in my eyeglasses) which, frankly, aren't much different from a drill bit. If drill bits could be used as weapons, so could small screwdrivers.
Don't worry about that. I travel with a little tool kit in the laptop bag and have done so for a couple years. Things to watch out for are tools approaching 7 inches in length, cutting tools, hammers, etc.
Please, please, please don't even joke about things like that. Admitting that you can be bribed, even in jest, will cause you nothing but trouble. (Speaking as someone in a customer service role, I understand this all too well ...)
Joking about being 'for sale' while in a customer service role is sort of like joking about hijacking aircraft at an airport. Not funny. Nope not funny in the least bit.
About the donuts though, do you suppose if you were to take several out of the box to roll them across the floor that someone would be willing to take a flying leap at a rolling donut?