Originally Posted by
gemac
I agree. The only known solution to the gate lice problem is flamethrowers. Even more fun is watching these same people when they get on the airplane. They always want to check the row numbers in first class, in case their seat (37F) is the first one on the plane, and somehow magically got much bigger. So I can easily see them thinking AA would start boarding with group 57.
+1 TSA also keeps taking away my Photon Blaster.
However, after I have safely secured my upgrade, I look at lice as truly entertaining: with all their posturing, feigned, but studied, ignorance, and surreptitious (sp?) sliding and crowding.