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Took BAA security 20 minutes to clear
Mrs JonWB. So, I had the pleasure of watching 5 blaggers have a go at getting through thr magic door. After the 3rd time, I thought I would try and teach my son to say "that isn't a First ticket" and say "that's very naughty, you can't go in there unless you have a First ticket. You need a First ticket like this one"
The 4th attempt was a couple, who were dressed very smartly. He had yacht club attire and a panama hat on. After the BA guy politely pointed out that they were in CW, they still didn't see why they couldn't go into the Galleries lounge and said they knew the way to the lounge it was just passed the CCR.
So, my son cuts in and says: "No. That's naughty, you not First. Not in there, have to go there (points the other way towards the escalators)."
I just burst out laughing. The guy then asks what it has got to do with my son. The reply from my son: "I First, you not First".
My son was 18 months old at the time...
Of course, the icing on the cake was that they were on our flight. When we were boarding, my son kept saying: "look Daddy, naughty man over there".