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Old Oct 7, 2009 | 8:05 am
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Originally Posted by Boggie Dog
I should not be forced to give up my modesty by having to choose either the STRIP SEARCH or FULL BODY MOLESTATION at the hands of TSA just to fly the friendly skies of United.
Originally Posted by PoliceStateSurvivor
Personally, I don't want to be felt up by anybody
Fortunately, I have no modesty at all and while I would not enjoy being felt up by males, I would tend to enjoy it at the hands of an attractive woman.

It would be even better if I were allowed to feel her up in return (to make certain that she is not concealing a bomb which she might place on my person and thus endanger the aircraft).

Would I have this option?
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