Mileage addict... that list has me still
ROLLING in Laughter. What Flaus Paux some
airline workers can make.

I know Southwest is known for its unconventional approach to the biz (I think
they used to have singing flight attendants
and the head of the airline dressing in costume.) These are very funny.

Not really funny... but the pilot on my UA
red-eye from SFO to EWR said the plane was
going to JFK and as the plane was about to take off told flight attendants to prepare
for arrival. I told the flight attendants
that was the fastest flight I was ever on...
Did UA get a new jet? Or does our pilot miss
his nap time? I made it back, so hopefully
he didn't in the cockpit! CATMAN