Originally Posted by polonius

As a certified hypochondriac, I've been carrying a raft of pills (for headache, muscle ache, cramps, stuffy sinuses, constipation, diarrhea, upset stomach, erectile dysfunction, gas, heartburn, fungal infections, allergies, snoring, swimmers ear, wounds, lesions, cold sores, earwax, toothache, and general dissatisfaction with life) for more than 30 years, and no one has ever bothered me about it.