Originally Posted by BingBongBoy

See, the problem is... all you peeps, in the main, fly off to somewhere to do something. Business meeting or the likes... but now my flying is done for the day, I am on a "billy no mates trip" (i.e. a single crew member filling gaps around Europe on their own) and the place I am in is p'ing down... and I don't just mean a bit of drizzle, I mean lashing down...

I need to be entertained... so please, entertain me!

There is some sort of conference on at the hotel, and the surrounding business men are all a bit boring looking... so no conversation striking going on there...!

Anyone got some jokes or tid bits of gossip for a lonely crew member???