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Old Sep 10, 2009, 2:01 pm
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Originally Posted by DevilDog438
  1. Is the sample taken in a sterile environment?
  2. Is the sample taken using sterile technique?
  3. Is the sample taken using equipment that prevents both contamination of the sample from the environment and contamination of the environment by the sample?
Predicted answers from TSA:
  1. Of course. The passengers have been screened by Highly Trained Professionals, and everyone else has had super-duper extra-strength Background Checks. (What do you mean, "not that kind of sterile"?)
  2. Does a dirty spoon with instant coffee gunk on it count?
  3. Blah blah blah we've thought of all that blah blah blah SSI blah blah blah sure whatever.

Originally Posted by DevilDog438
The first time some minimally-trained TSO opens a hazardous powder in the non-sterile, non-laboratory environment that is a TSA C/P...
I'm (still) thinking a*trh*x...
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