I saw that letter to the editor in my Google news feed this morning, but there’s a link to it on the front page of the TSA site? From a sheeple writing to some dinky newspaper in Alaska? Seriously?
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goalie
sheesh

(but the comments are the best part ^)
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: ...Lisa, I want to buy your rock.