How about this instead? The tale of the disappearing towels.

This was at the Conrad London last week...each day when housekeeping had been through, the used towels were taken out and we had fewer and fewer clean towels left in the bathroom each day. We checked in on Sunday and by Wednesday, we came back in the afternoon and all that was left was one bath towel! The wash clothes, hand towels, bath mat and the other 3 bath towels were gone!

I went down to the desk and they sent up housekeeping with a full set of towels. The rest of the week we had a full set of towels when we returned each afternoon...not sure what the explanation was..