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Old Aug 11, 2009 | 10:00 am
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Originally Posted by Bart
Well, what I'm about to reveal is SSI, but you'd probably find out about it sooner or later through the FOIA, but the alarm resolution procedure consists of notifying the supervisor once we get one of these alarms. The STSO then picks up the ETD sampling wand, waves it in the air, and shouts out "Expecto Patronum" to ward off glycerin-based dementors.

There, the cat is finally out of the bag!
I have alerted the appropriate authorities that Bart is putting out secret information on the interweb that will allow the terrorists to circumvent procedure. Bart, if you hear any knocks on your door in the next few days, I'd ignore them. Or maybe a mysterious ticking.

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