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Old Aug 7, 2009, 4:44 pm
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Errport Security, 2009 Homeland Edition

Originally Posted by gj83
I can't find any good pictures of him so someone else will have to start making up his nickname. He does have ears that stick out like Obama's though.
Sorry BHO, you must pick someone else. Sure this is great for the Evolution of Errol's career, but "Error Bag" and "Southie Bag" just lack the zing of "Kippies Kwart™" Baggies.

He's the Homeland Security dude for LAX. Guess LAX will be the role model for the rest of the country. Oh well so much for change. He's for Big Brother Camera Land: Automated License Plate Recognition Technology according to above link page 7. He is also promoting Security thru "Randomization" of efforts, page 8. He calls for scientific research on peroxides explosives ^ but buys into the 2006 Liquids Plot. Prediction: War on Water continues unabated and BDO's get cameras.

This guy is a career cop, molded by the J. Edgar Brigade. He is put in charge of 44,000 LEO-wannabees with tin badges looking for mission creep. Unless the courts in Bierfield and Fofina put restrictions on The Southers Agency, I fear I am seeing the creation of a Nationl Blue Shirt Southersstaffel. I do hope I am wrong.

"Asst. Chief of Police, Office of Homeland Security & Intelligence
Los Angeles World Airports


Education
University of Southern California
Doctor of Policy, Planning and Development , Social Network Analysis-Terrorist Organizations , 2007 — 2010 (expected)
(Wow almost Doctor Terrorism Specialist Aboard. A PhD in "Terrorism". Oh, I forgot, It's a Different World We Live In Post 9/11™)

2007 — Present (2 years)
Commanding officer of the Los Angeles World Airport (LAWA) Police Department’s Homeland Security & Intelligence Division, responsible for all counter-terrorism and security credential elements for the 4 Los Angeles World Airports. Facilitated the conceptualization of the pilot ARMOR (Assistant Randomized Motor Over Routes) Program designed to detect and deter vehicle borne IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices) and deploy explosives detection canine units.The LAWA Police Department is the largest aviation law enforcement agency in the United States, with the largest airport explosives canine detection unit in the world."

Both PETA and the PV Puppy Posters must be jumping with joy. A dog lover at TSA! Look for more puppies at an Errport Security Checkpoint near you.
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