Did you miss the sign at the front of the line?

RULE #1: THE TSA SUPERVISOR IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

RULE #2: WHEN THE TSA SUPERVISOR IS WRONG, SEE RULE #1.

RULE #3: IF YOU A PAX IN THIS LINE WE ALREADY GOTCHA, SO IT DON'T MUCH MATTER. PAX = A PERSON OF INTEREST, DIGNITY AND RESPECT.

RULE #4: HAVE A NICE FLIGHT IF WE TELL YOU TO.