Originally Posted by BamaVol

Tomorrow is my last day on the job. All week long I've been taken out to lunch. This afternoon, I was presented with 750ML of Woodford Reserve. Rather than take it home tonight, it will remain in my office. Tomorrow afternoon I will open it and pour a slug for anyone who cares to share the bottle with me. I'm their boss, so who's going to fire any of us?

Thanks, guys.