You've got to love Kiwi, even if you wouldn't love his lifestyle

My particular favourite is when someone is boasting about how much they fly and he comes in and crushes them

Anyway I go through periods where I fly for work and periods where I don't. If taken from the point I left school (sorry, too many holidays in Scotland - which has benefited the Island dos! - to count before that), I'm running about one flight ever 36 days and so are silver, and I don't think I've remembered all my flights, so might even edge up into gold I know I've gone a bit mad at times, but I didn't think it was that bad!