I am so terribly sorry you were singled out for this outrageous disruption of your life, and am very glad that NO ONE else was inconvenienced. I hope you get all you deserve, sincerely. Don't forget to call when you get home, Mom has been worried.

Sorry, but those who try to (over) maximize, or pre calculate their (over) maximization, of their (percieved right to) compensation for what happens as a function of regular air travel.....in spite of my tag line, really cheeses me off.

Just sayin'