I think what Major T. J. "King" Kong actually said was that it was a "Rooshan phrase book..." Then again he was heading into "nu-ku-lar commmbat" after "them Russkies had already clobbered Washington and a lot of other towns with a sneak attack." I was just thinking, wouldn't it have been cool if Kubrick had made a similarly brilliant movie about the TSA?!?! Just imagine... ^ (Frodosan: excellent reference!!)

Sorry, easily distracted... Back to the original blog, the author says the carryon included which might be nominated for a prize for the most creative (novel?) use of a Kippie bag yet. Notably, there was no reference to the volume of said, er, lube and it apparently was allowed thru while the, uh, whip wasn't...

"Perv?" No. Kinky, yes. Kinky is using a feather, a perv uses the whole chicken...