I have a feeling this thread is going to get fun...
You Asked: Why are my knees always in my chin when I sit in economy?
Alex: I'm not sure I understand, please try rewording your question.
You Asked: Why are all of my flights in to EWR delayed?
Alex: To get the latest information for the flight you requested, please complete the information on this page. View Page
You Asked: Why is the ground staff at EWR so rude?
Alex: Here you will find information about the New York/Newark Liberty International Airport. View Page
You Asked: Who is Continental's best employee?
Alex: Continental's history dates back to July 15, 1934, when Varney Speed Lines was founded with a single-engine Lockheed aircraft in the American Southwest. Today, Continental is viewed as a leader in the global airline industry. Please use this page to find out more. View Page
You Asked: When are you merging with United?
Alex: Continental intends to join the Star Alliance in the fourth quarter of 2009. Details and FAQs about our transition from SkyTeam to Star can be found on this page. View Page
You Asked: Why do gate agents pull shenanigans?
Alex: Our airport agents are available to provide flight check-in and ticketing assistance, aircraft boarding, baggage assistance and special services such as wheelchair assistance.
You Asked: Why don't you always QA your new website releases?
Alex: I'm not sure I understand, please try rewording your question.
You Asked: Are you single?
Alex: Hmmm, I'd rather not say. Do you have any questions about Continental?
You Asked: Will you be my friend?
Alex: I appreciate every customer who visits continental.com, and I look forward to answering your questions.