Originally Posted by
Black Adder
Trucker friend of mine from Philly, huge wise ..., was bringing a load out of Laredo and while going thru the checkpoint on I-35, an agent with an "funny accent" asked him if he was an American citizen and my friend said he replied "Shouldn't I be asking you that?" They kept him there for 2 hours.

Gotta ask; does your friend have a Philly accent?