Somehow I see this name matching turning into a Bud Abbott and Lou Costello routine

Passenger: I would like to buy two tickets please.

Agent: The name of the passenger traveling?

Passenger: Who

Agent: The passenger's name.

Passenger: Who

Agent: The person going on trip.

Passenger: Who

Agent: Who is the passenger?

Passenger: Yes

Agent: I need the name of the passenger.

Passenger: Who is the passenger

Agent: I am asking YOU who is passenger

Passenger: That's the passenger's name

Agent: That's who's name

Passenger: Exactly

Agent: All I'm trying to find out is what's the passenger's name.

Passenger: What is the second passenger.

Agent: I'm not asking you who's the second passenger

Passenger: Who is the first passenger

Agent: One passenger at a time!!!

Passenger: Easy there, you are the one changing passengers

Agent: I'm only asking you, who's the first passenger?

Passenger: That's right

Agent: okay