I fell asleep on a beach chair yesterday and woke up with what is called sciatic. (which is basically a nerve pain in the butt). I thought I'd call and get an exit row seat for my flight tomorrow so I could stretch it out, instead of being cramped. I was told that because I was now handicapped, I could not sit in the exit row.
I guess that means I can board first, and watch the plats get their panties in a twit, and I don't have to help the usual 2-3 old ladies pick up 8 bags and put them in the overhead for them????