I'm no sage, but:

Thought #1: Yes, it was presumptuous. Not write-a-letter presumptuous, but a little lacking in tact. I deal with the public at work, and take great pains to avoid just this situation.

Thought #2: Wouldn't this make a great Viagra ad?

Thought #3: Speaking as someone "under 30" who only gets attention from 22-year-olds when they are taking my order at restaurants, I assure that I will play a lovely concerto on the world's smallest violin tonight just for you, in the hope that somehow, across the miles, it's tune will help your emotional wounds heal.