Noise : Its open to the concourse, would be noisy during busy hours. PA can be a bit annoying.
Food: Pretty decent.... nice range of food. Not a lot but not to little either. Includes hot meals.
Privacy: Not half that bad considering that its a busy airport
Seating: Most uncomfortable seats evar... Take a look... http://img35.imageshack.us/my.php?im...kberrypict.jpg
Showers: One tiny shower. But its not half that bad as the lounge was pretty much empty.
Service: Great service, nice attentive staff... unlike the Business Class Lounge at DXB, where they keep on running around and are pressed for time.
Smoking: There is a smoking room right under the lounge. Take the elevator and turn left... ~50 ft down the hall way.