Originally Posted by
jaslocombe
Not forgetting that I had M&S custard cream biscuits removed from my person at T5 a few weeks ago – apparently the 'cream' is enough to trigger their highly sensitive liquid-cream-paste detector

I was telling a colleague about that the other day and they couldn't believe how ridiculous the security goons were. We think it must've been tea break time - same probably would've happened with the bourbon creams.