I'm a bit 'confussed' (spelling intentional- long story) about the lack o' newspapers. At most of the Hilton properties where I've stayed, there is fine print on the folio which says something like 'I agree to pay .50 for daily delivery of USA Today. My initials below indicate that I decline this service and my room rate will be reduced by .50 per night."
I've seen this at Hilton, Embassy and Hampton in and around ORD. So, if you don't get your paper delivered, insist on the refund.
Cheers,
'toad