Thank all for posting an advance copy of Chapter 29 of the Tewwowists' S.O.P. Handbook. "As required, do not smile at the DMV, then smile every second at the airport as you rejoice in your upcoming jihad duties. The stupid infidel computer will never see you. You will be invisible. Good hunting."

Sadly, TSA's TDC Command will never be satisfied until your REAL National ID number is tattooed on your forehead. Apologies to Mr. Godwin. but it was quite successful when TSA's role model used it at Oswiecim.

Sample Homeland Security Approved™ ID Photos Number 26947 and Number 297340.