The restrooms on lobby level are past the elevator bank, through the hallway to the back, near the stairs going to the lower level where the restaurant (didn't try it) and the antique-fitness-equipment storage room are located. It's easy to miss them, though. Like most every other room I saw in the place, they were tiny.
Glad to hear, though, that there IS a decent room hidden there in a corner, somewhere.
The point of the post was that one would have expected more of a Hilton property that, from its name, aims to cater to foreign dignitaries and the like. Maybe they, rather than most HHonors elites, get the beautiful suites (are you a diplomat, kokonutz?). Or maybe my colleague and I hit it during a bleak week.
Yes, the Moose was definitely at this hotel - but won't be there again!