Did you actually see this suite with your own eyes, kokonutz? I'm just wondering whether in this case, beauty was in the eye of a beholder who didn't have much to compare it with.
Your friend was right about the gym, though. If memory serves the Moose, it wasn't too far from the ratty restrooms off the lobby. In fact, water spots from an overflown toilet had created a pathway between the two (no joke).