Bandung* Boy: Where are you going today?
Pax: Where the plane I get on takes me.
SPOT: Where might that be?
Pax: That is completely out of my hands and up to the Airplane’s Navigator--he's over there in the Crew lane--so why don’t you go ask him?
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How appropriate.
So, I'm now required to memorize the 3 letter codes for all 9495 airports around the world? says the TSO. . .