I hesitate to give you this advice as you have not made a very good impression, but here goes. Unlike other hotel companies, Hilton has a toll free well staffed HHonors desk for account inquiries. I contacted them and advised that since my wife just made Gold that she would like the card as she was going on many business trips. In 2 and 1/2 weeks it was receeived by us. You can try this avenue, but if you choose not to stay at Hilton anymore and not grace this forum, from your behavior, I think that many would conclude that it is no big loss.

Calm down and breathe a little, and try to take some of the advice offered here. You will live longer, and might, just enjoy live a little bit more, as well.