Originally Posted by
DevilDog438
Better yet, build a package with earbuds on the outside, block of cheese in the middle, MP3 player behind the cheese (connected to the earbuds).
Yep, that would work. Hint of electronics, wiring, and a 'mysterious' blob resembling something nasty. Strip search possible at gunpoint, EOD possibly called in. Very upset, clueless MMW readers thinking that they've finally caught the 'big one.' Lots of crowds.