Originally Posted by
pitz
Offer them a complimentary limo ride to/from the airport (even from the ramp if possible on domestic flights so they don't have to mess with the riff-raff in the terminal).
Now this is an idea which I can heartily endorse. The ramp-to-house bit especially I like - perhaps they could even have dedicated CATSA and CBSA officers able to conduct security screenings, customs formalities &c,
in the car on the way to and from the plane, so that one would never have to set foot in an airport terminal at all.
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I drive through the streets and I care not a damn,
And the people all stare, and they ask who I am ;
And if I should chance to run over a cad,
I can pay for the damage if never so bad -
So pleasant it is to have Money, heigh-ho !
So pleasant it is to have Money.