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Old May 12, 2009 | 9:46 am
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Paint Horse
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Texas
Programs: American Airlines British Airways
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Back when everyone listened to only AM radio there were never any personal computer problems. Then as people moved from the AM to the FM band the number of computer related problems began to increase. Now with everyone listening to only the FM band the number of strange computer problems is at pandemic levels. Clearly, FM radio signals are to blame.

My research over the last 33 years indicates that the only temporary solution to this, until we can turn off all of the FM radio stations, is to hold your mouth right and stand on your left foot. This will often resolve these problems for a while. If neither of these works, then you should go to the nearest mirror to observe your aura. If the aura around your head is blue, then there is no hope. Only those with green auras can successfully solve these sorts of computer problems.
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