yea yea yea i can take the jokes. but in all honesty will a disorderly conduct charge even make the fbi database that is shared with the canadians. disorderly conduct in my state is like getting into a fight or cursing in public. i remember driving to montreal and the border is like a toll booth. the canadians just looked at my passport and asked where i was going and i was on my way. since i am taking a bus this time it's probably not worth the risk. at least if i was driving i can turn around and hangout at niagra falls for an extra day or two. oh well i will consult an immigration attorney.