Originally Posted by PhlyingRPh

This is the ideal opportunity for TSA to unveil its super secret "Self screening program." It's like the self check out at Kroger. You walk through the now unplugged metal detector and if you have anything metal you have to make a beep sound. Then you walk over to the stainless steel table and begin rummaging through your belongings, making sure you stop to slowly stroke the silk undergarments and perhaps sniff them. Then, when you are satisfied that you are in compliance with all rules and regulations, you can walk to the gate knowing you have saved lives.