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Old May 1, 2009 | 9:34 am
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2 + 2 = 5, Water is a High Explosive, War is Peace

Are you allowed to read from the War on (insert favorite here) Manifesto?

“Even the humblest Party member is expected to be competent, industrious, and even intelligent within narrow limits, but it is also necessary that he should be a credulous and ignorant fanatic whose prevailing moods are fear, hatred, adulation, and orgiastic triumph*.

In other words it is necessary that he should have the mentality appropriate to a state of war. It does not matter whether the war is actually happening, and, since no decisive victory is possible, it does not matter whether the war is going well or badly. All that is needed is that a state of war should exist.”

George Orwell, 1984

* Note: Per SSI union rules, TSO's are limited to 3 minute orgiastic triumphs after a Big Catch™ of a drug or cash carrier. Flash pin not included.

Alternatively, you could end your briefings with the same slogan you begin it with. A rousing group chant of "I Love Big Brother"
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