Originally Posted by
polonius
Given the 'war on liquids,' how can you not include Frank Zappa? (I think it was him):
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
I'll chip in...
"Now I know where all the rancid people who used to go to the Filmore East have moved." is my personal favorite Frank Zappa comment, to an audience at a concert in Boston, when there were song requests in the opening moments.
Though: "If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep." is a close second.
Where is my luggage? "It was eaten by snakes."
or "They're lying and lazy, they're driving me crazy" from the same song...
There are many lines in Frank Zappa songs that could be adopted as excuses or motto's by TSA.^^^