Wow! I, for one, am DELIGHTED to have Bart back!

Welcome back, Bart!

Given the TWO or so "new" choices of being searched at my local airport, I hereby ABANDON my four years of refusing to line up for the mindless humiliation of public strip-searches by TSA Whim and am on my way to my local Airport as I write this with trembling fingertips!

Oh, JOY! SANITY HAS RETURNED TO AMERICA!

...however... My smart, smart momma would have beat the holy livin' HELL outta me if I'd been that dumb, so... on second thought...