Oh, no, spotnik. My Form Letter of Apology from the TSA Echelons is my Touchstone of Oxymoron. They hustle to stumble all over themselves as an agency to apologize for something they never admit to, then invite me back with open arms and implied assurances that it will never happen again. ?!?!?

How in heaven's name ya gonna top that? It speaks worlds in just a few paragraphs. How can "discussion" with such an agency or its minions clarify the inscrutable to its victims?

You deserver better, too, spotnik, unless you also have lost sight of what used to be Our Country, 'Tis of Thee...