Originally Posted by
bjorns
My god Chrispy, 69 kg's (or 96 kg's) of noodles!

Neither calculation is correct. It is 2x32 = 64kg of checked baggage and up to 2x23 =46 of hand luggage, making a grand total of 110kg.
However, I don't think you'd get it all in noodles. Fitting 23kg of noodles into a "laptop" bag, even the absurdly bulky bags big enough for five laptops that BA allows, would be a bit of a challenge.