So I come home after having walked the dog, and I see some guy wearing a nice suit was in my living room near the paper shredder.

He is pretty surprised to see me there and tries to jump out the window, but my dog runs over and grabs him by the genitals and drags him back inside.

I look over at the shredder (which was jammed) and saw my AC*E booklet on the floor and two red pieces of paper half-shredded. They were my SSWU!

The guy broke free of the dog and managed to run out, but some papers fell out of his pocket. One had a list of AC pax who hadn't used their SSWU yet, and my name was highlighted on it. And guess whose business card was stapled to the page - Calin Rovinescu!

I don't think this is a good time to be breaking into your best customers houses and shredding their FF benefits. To add insult to injury he didn't even take out the duty free coupon for shredding. Looks like that's the only benefit that will be left when he's through with all this.