Originally Posted by
whirledtraveler
Let's put the TSA in charge of maritime piracy. No one else seems to have been able to do much so there's no record of competence to compete with. We can put screeners on boats and have them check people's shoes on the high seas.
Sound good?
We could give the pirates 15-1000 TSO's as hostages and then negotiate.
By the time they figure out what they have they'll be willing to pay us to take them back.