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Apr 3, 2009 | 10:40 pm

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Originally Posted by itsme

Yeah, those TV ads with the 4 gray-haired guys enjoying their time on the golf course or cruising about in the convertible until one of them has to make a beeline for a bathroom, that is until they consult their urologist and get a prescription for Proscar. (Do you think FAs should be trained to do DREs* so they can separate those with true BPH from the fakers, and maybe detected the occasional nodule?

Think the famous bathroom scene with the impromptu gynecologic exam from that 60's classic, Candy by Terry Southern.

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*don't ask

the American Urological Association...you believe those commies?

I think this would be a great opportunity for the FAs to ask if a doctor is on board, to perform the DRE. Might as well have some propecia handy while you're at it.